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to go directly to a section. I do not guarantee the accuracy of quotations. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A Back to top "All righty then!"
Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Don't I deserve love...and jewelry?"
Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values
"I'm good with my hands."
Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values said when she meets Thing
"We're not shy." "We're contagious."
Jimmy Workman and Christina Ricci as Pugsley and Wednesday in Addams Family Values
"Don't f*** with the babysitter."
Elizabeth Shue as Chris in Adventures In Babysitting
"Doctor Emilio Lizardo's a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy, a major psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'."
Clancy Brown as Rawhide in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"Don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to."
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai said during brain surgery
"History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark."
John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!"
John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"No matter where you go, there you are."
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"Of course! If it was a snake, it'd'a bit me. Another you."
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"So, maybe it wasn't a hoax, or I mean maybe it isn't a hoax."
Jeff Goldblum as New Jersey in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
Jeff Golblum as New Jersey in The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
"Welcome to Sherwood, my Lady."
Errol Flynn as Robin Hood in The Adventures of Robin Hood
"I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating."
Katherine Hepburn as Rose in The African Queen
"I'll probably get blamed for that."
Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett in After Hours said after witnessing a shooting
"McCroskey hasn't handled a tower since the strike." "Ever since Reagan fired the controllers, he's been completely senile." "Yeah, but what about McCroskey?" "Pretty much the same as Reagan."
Richard Jaeckel as Controller #2, Frank Ashmore as Controller #3 and John Hancock as Controller #1 in Airplane II: The Sequel
"Game Over, Man!"
Bill Paxton as Private Hudson in Aliens
"Get away from her, you b****!"
Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Aliens
"Look, man, I only need to know one thing. Where they are."
Jenette Goldstein as Private Vasquez in Aliens
"Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast."
Jenette Goldstein as Private Vasquez in Aliens
"Claudia, come here. You see that man? That's Max Fabian, the producer. Now go and do yourself some good." "Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?" "Because that's what they are. Now go and make him happy."
George Sanders as Addison DeWitt and Marilyn Monroe as Claudia Casswell in All About Eve
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
Bette Davis as Margo Channing in All About Eve
"You have a point, an idiotic one, but a point."
George Sanders as Addison DeWitt in All About Eve
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know."
Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers
"Signor Ravelli's first selection will be 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping' with a male chorus."
Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
John Vernon as Dean Wormer in National Lampoon's Animal House
"I anticipate a deeply religious experience."
Tim Matheson as Otter in National Lampoon's Animal House
"I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
Tim Matheson as Otter in National Lampoon's Animal House
"Seven years of college down the drain."
John Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky in National Lampoon's Animal House
"Thank you sir, may I have another."
Kevin Bacon as Chip Diller in National Lampoon's Animal House
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me."
John Vernon as Dean Wormer in National Lampoon's Animal House
"You're all worthless and weak!"
Mark Metcalf as Douglas Niedermeyer in National Lampoon's Animal House
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. Y'know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we have on our hands here is a dead shark."
Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall
"Well, I have to go now, Duane, because I'm due back on the planet Eartn."
Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall
"Charlie don't surf!"
Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. Kilgore in Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning....It smells like victory."
Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. Kilgore in Apocalypse Now
"The horror, the horror."
Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now
"The machinist, the one they call Chef, was from New Orleans. He was wrapped too tight for the jungle. Probably wrapped too tight for New Orleans."
Martin Sheen as Capt. Willard in Apocalypse Now
"Houston, we have a problem."
Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13
"Well, there's nothing to keep me here that I can see...from this angle."
Groucho Marx as J. Cheever Loophole in At The Circus
"You're like a beautiful chandelier. I'd like to be around when you get lit up."
Groucho Marx as J. Cheever Loophole in At The Circus
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Hayden Christiensen as Anakin Skywalker in Attack Of The Clones
"Why do I think you're going to be the death of me?"
Ewan MacGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Attack Of The Clones
"Oh, behave."
Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
"Throw me a frickin' bone here."
Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
"Get in my belly!"
Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"When a problem comes along, you must zip it. Zip it good."
Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"You complete me."
Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"You're the Diet Coke of Evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."
Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
Ted Knight as Judge Smails in Caddyshack
"In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gophère.'"
Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack
"There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack
"I kid you not."
Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny
"Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."
Claude Rains as Captain Renault in Casablanca
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"It seems that destiny has taken a hand."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Louie, I think that this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Might as well be frank, Monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miracles."
Sydney Greenstreet as Ferrari in Casablanca
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Round up the usual suspects."
Claude Rains as Captain Renault in Casablanca
"This place is full of vultures, vultures everywhere."
Curt Bois as the Pickpocket in Casablanca
"We'll always have Paris."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
"Yvonne, I love you, but he pays me."
Leonid Kinskey as Sascha in Casablanca
"Bond, James Bond."
Peter Sellers as James Bond in Casino Royale
"What's wrong with my eyes?" "Well, they're red. Bloodshot." "You oughta see 'em from my side."
Lee Marvin as Kid Sheleen and Tom Nardini as Jackson Two-Bears in Cat Ballou
"Sure, Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground them."
Jack Gilford as Doc in Catch-22
"I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble."
Glenn Ficarra as voice of Russian Kitty in Cats & Dogs
"Games? You must be joking. I've seen better organized riots."
Ian Holm as Sam Mussabini in Chariots Of Fire
"That sounds clever. What does it mean?"
Alice Krige as Sybil Gordon in Chariots Of Fire
"When I run, I feel His pleasure."
Ian Charleson as Eric Liddell in Chariots Of Fire
"Why did you kill my teacher?!"
Bruce Lee as Chen Jeh in Chinese Connection
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
Jeff Gillen as Santa Claus in A Christmas Story
"You'll shoot your eye out."
Melinda Dillon as Mother in A Christmas Story
"You'll shoot your eye out."
Tedde Moore as Miss Shields in A Christmas Story
"I've got his trunk all packed. I've had it packed for a week."
Agnes Moorehead as Mrs. Mary Kane in Citizen Kane
"Rosebud."
Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane what it means is the big mystery of the movie
"Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money if all you want is to make a lot of money."
Everett Sloane as Bernstein in Citizen Kane
"You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might've been a really great man."
Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane
"You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in 60 years."
Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane
"Think, think of the opportunities here in Florida. Three years ago, I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."
Groucho Marx as Hammer in The Cocoanuts
"Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?"
Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts
"I'll be back, Bennett."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in Commando
"These guys eat too much red meat."
Rae Dawn Chong as Cindy in Commando
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
Arnold Schwrzenegger as Conan in Conan The Barbarian
"I need you." "I'm yours."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan and Mako as Akiro in Conan The Destroyer
"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
Paul Newman as Luke in Cool Hand Luke after winning a poker hand with nothing
"What we've here is... failure to communicate."
Strother Martin as Captain in Cool Hand Luke
D Back to top "It's dark enough. I better be going."
Humphrey Bogart as Vincent Parry in Dark Passage submitted by Ed Sullivan
"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you."
Groucho Marx as Dr. Hugo Hackenbush in A Day At The Races
"Gort, Klaatu barada nikto."
Patricia Neal as Helen Benson in The Day The Earth Stood Still phrase that will stop Gort from destroying the Earth
"Can I use her underwear to make soup?"
Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
"Her lips were warm and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts were, too. My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face."
Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
"Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us."
Mary McCormack as Andrea Baker in Deep Impact
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
Sean Connery as James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever
"I was beginning to wonder what a girl has to do to get arrested." "Wearing that dress is a step in the right direction."
Madonna as Breathless and Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy in Dick Tracy
"You have just said goodbye to oxygen."
Al Pacino as Big Boy Caprice in Dick Tracy
"Yipee-Ki-Yay, M***********."
Bruce Willis as John McLane in Die Hard
"Yipee-Ki-Yay, M***********."
Bruce Willis as John McLane in Die Hard 2: Die Harder
"Not even God knows what you're doing."
Samuel L. Jackson as Zeus Carter in Die Hard With A Vengeance
"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family."
Timothy Daly as Billy in Diner
"Who's that guy?" "That's Death, walking on the beach." "Been to Atlantic City a hundred times, never saw Death walk on a beach."
Steve Guttenberg as Eddie and Timothy Daly as Billy in Diner watching The Seventh Seal
"You're a virgin, aren't you?" "Technically."
Mickey Rourke as Boogie and Steve Guttenberg as Eddie in Diner
"I was reading a book the other day." "Reading a book?" "Yes, it' all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know the guy said machinery is going to take the place of every profession?" "Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about."
Jean Harlow as Kitty Packard and Marie Dressler as Carlotta Vance in Dinner At Eight (1933)
"J'aime pas ça."
Dominique Pinon as Le Curé in Diva He doesn't like anything.
"Bond, James Bond."
Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No
"Hell, men, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"I never drink...wine."
Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in Dracula
"Listen to them, Children of the Night, what music they make."
Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in Dracula
"The Children of the Night, what sweet music they make."
Gary Oldman as Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula
"Welcome to my home. Enter freely of your own will and leave some of the happiness you bring."
Gary Oldman as Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula
"You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you, but I have already dined and I never drink...wine."
Gary Oldman as Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula
"Children of the night, what a mess they make."
Leslie Nielsen as Count Dracula in Dracula: Dead And Loving It
"After losing the two previous vehicles we had been issued, the only car the department was willing to release to us at this point was an unmarked 1987 Yugo, the Yugoslavian import donated to the department as a test vehicle by the government of that country and reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."
Dan Aykroyd as Joe Friday in Dragnet
"Just the facts, ma'am"
Dan Aykroyd as Joe Friday in Dragnet
"Thank God, it's Friday!"
Tom Hanks as Streebek in Dragnet
"I can see you right now, in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"I'll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there, you're on your own."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"Maybe you could suggest something. As a matter of fact you do suggest something. to me, you suggest a baboon."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"My partner here, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound, and the rest of his face don't look so good, either."
Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"Well, a gala day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle anymore."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?"
Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup
"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
"You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff."
Debra Winger as the voice of E.T. in E.T. -The Extra Terrestrial
"Excuse me, have you got any of those bandages that hold your guts in until you get to a hospital?"
Lanah Pellay as Alex in Eat The Rich
"This tastes very much like human flesh to me."
Nosher Powell as Nosher in Eat The Rich
"In reply to the question, 'suggest how you would resolve the staging difficulties inherent in a production of Ibsen's Peer Gynt,' you bave written, quote, Do it on the radio, unquote."
Michael Caine as Dr. Frank Bryant in Educating Rita
"I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being!"
John Hurt as John Merrick in The Elephant Man
"BOOM, baby!"
David Spade as Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove
"Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "Sharp rocks at the bottom." "Most likely." "Bring it on."
David Spade as Kusco and John Goodman as Pacha in The Emperor's New Groove
"Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong leveeeer!"
Eartha Kitt as Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove
"Adventure, heh. Excitement, heh. A Jedi craves not these things."
Frank Oz as Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back
"As you wish."
Jason Wingreen as the voice of Boba Fett in The Empire Strikes Back
"Do, or do not, there is no try."
Frank Oz as Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back
"How do you get so big eating food of this kind?"
Frank Oz as Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back
"I am your father."
James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back
"I have a bad feeling about this."
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa in The Empire Strikes Back
"May the Force be with you."
Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back
"Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable."
Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in The Empire Strikes Back
"Boards don't hit back."
Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter The Dragon
"Don't think, feel. It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter The Dragon
"My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting."
Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter The Dragon
"Never take your eyes off your opponent. Even when you bow."
Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter The Dragon
"Oharra's treachery has disgraced us."
Shih Kien as Han in Enter The Dragon
"You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple."
Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter The Dragon
"Didst I feel right, or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?"
Lynn Redgrave as The Queen in Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask
"Remember you said if I was ever in town, I should look up your wife?"
Woody Allen as The Fool in Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask
"I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first."
Orlando Jones as Harry Block in Evolution
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
Max von Sydow as Father Merrin in The Exorcist
F Back to top "He who dies with the most toys wins."
Sean Penn as Daulton Lee in The Falcon And The Snowman
"Akto gamit."
Milla Jovovitch as Leeloo in The Fifth Element means Never without my permission
"Bada big boom."
Milla Jovovitch as Leeloo in The Fifth Element
"Big bada boom."
Bruce Willis as Corbin Dallas in The Fifth Element
"I swear, I swear! I never felt this way before...with a human."
Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element
"Look, lady, I only speak two languages. English and bad English."
Bruce Willis as Corbin Dallas in The Fifth Element
"Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive."
Brion James as General Munro in The Fifth Element
"It's K-K-K-K-Ken, c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me."
Kevin Kline as Otto in A Fish Called Wanda
"Don't kill him yet, father. I want him. Give him to me."
Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon
"Go, Flash, go!"
Melody Anderson as Dale Arden in Flash Gordon
"Help me!"
Al Hedison as the Fly in The Fly (1958)
"Where has she gone?" " Into space, a stream of cat atoms. It'd be funny if life weren't so sacred."
Patricia Owens as Helene Delambre and Al Hedison as Andre Delambre in The Fly (1958)
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
Geena Davis as Veronica in The Fly (1986)
"Help me."
Jeff Goldblum as Brundlefly in The Fly (1986)
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
Roger Moore as James Bond in For Your Eyes Only
"I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust."
Marvin Miller as the voice of Robby the Robot in Forbidden Planet
"Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Sally Field as Mrs. Gump in Forrest Gump
"My Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump
"Run, Forrest, run."
Robin Wright as Jenny in Forrest Gump
"Run, Forrest, run."
Hanna R. Hall as Young Jenny in Forrest Gump
"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump
"You know what I am? I'm your worst f****** nightmare, Man. I' a n***** with a badge. That means I got permission to kick your f****** a** whenever I feel like it."
Eddie Murphy as Reggie Hammond in 48 Hrs.
"It's ALIVE!"
Colin Clive as Dr. Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein
"Me so h*****, Me love you long time."
Papillon Soo Soo as Da Nang Hooker in Full Metal Jacket
G Back to top "By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged."
Alan Rickman as Dr. Lazarus in Galaxy Quest
"Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it. Okay?"
Sigourney Weaver as Gwen deMarco in Galaxy Quest
"Never give up. Never surrender."
Tim Allen as Commander Taggert in Galaxy Quest
"Niagara Falls! Slowly, I turn...step by step...inch by inch..."
Moe Howard as Moe and Larry Fine as Larry in Gents Without Cents
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters
"No job is too big, no fee is too big."
Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters
"I'll make him and offer he can't refuse."
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather
"I'm gonna make him and offer he can't refuse."
Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather
"He taught me, 'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.'"
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part II
"I'll make him an offer he don't refuse."
Robert De Niro as Vito Corleone in The Godfather, Part II
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part III
"And it's 'Gojira,' you moron!"
Maria Pitillo as Audrey in Godzilla (1998) Godzilla purists don't like this movie, but it has some good points.
"The name's Bond, James Bond."
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in GoldenEye
"Bond, James Bond."
Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Sean Connerya as James Bond and Gert Frobe as Auric Goldfinger in Goldfinger
"He's quite mad, you know."
Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger
"You can turn off the charm. I'm immune."
Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore in Goldfinger
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
Vivien Leigh as Scarlet O'Hara in Gone With The Wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind
"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."
Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in Gone With The Wind
"I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day."
Vivien Leigh as Scarlet O'Hara in Gone With The Wind
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...aren't you?"
Dustin Hoffman as Benjamin Braddock in The Graduate
"Plastics."
Walter Brooke as Mr. McGuire in The Graduate
"I want to be alone."
Greta Garbo as Grusinskaya in Grand Hotel
"Yum, yum."
any gremlin in Gremlins
"There's a very chic new restaurant. It's Canadian, they clean the fish right at your table."
Haviland Morris as Marla Bloodstone in Gremlins 2: The New Batch
"We can't let them get away. All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'll be the most appalling publicity."
Christopher Lee as Dr. Catheter in Gremlins 2: The New Batch
"Don't drive angry."
Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day
"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."
Marlon Brando as Sky Masterson in Guys And Dolls a reference to a very long quote that I haven't included yet
"My daddy always said there's only one time a man should be in a hurry: when the cops are coming up the stairs."
Marlon Brando as Sky Masterson in Guys And Dolls
H Back to top "You sure have a way with people." "Well, they're my species."
Bud Cort as Harold and Ruth Gordon as Maude in Harold And Maude
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled!" "She needs to sort out her priorities."
Emma Watson as Hermione Granger and Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley in Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone
"In the end, there can be only one."
Sean Connery as Ramirez in Highlander
"There can be only one."
Christopher Lambert as Connor MacLeod in Highlander
"There can be only one."
Clancy Brown as Kurgan in Highlander
"It's good to be the king"
Mel Brooks as King Louis XVI in History Of The World, Part I
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Ralph Foody as Johnny the Gangster in Home Alone in video that Kevin shouldn't be watching
"Hey, wassamatta, you don't speak English? You can't come in here unless you say 'swordfish.' Now I give you one more guess." "Swordfish, swordfish. I think I got it. Is it swordfish?"
Chico Marx as Baravelli and Groucho Marx as Professor Wagstaff in Horse Feathers
"Oh, Professor, you're full of whimsy." "Can you notice over there? I'm always that way after I eat radishes."
Thelma Todd as Connie Bailey and Groucho Marx as Professor Wagstaff in Horse Feathers
"Oh, you're perfectly safe, Professor, in this boat." "I don't know, I was gonna get a flat bottom, but the girl at the boat house didn't have one."
Thelma Todd as Connie Bailey and Groucho Marx as Professor Wagstaff in Horse Feathers
"I'll have to stop reading Playboy."
Jeff Debenning as Mr. Gatch in How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying after being slapped for making a pass at a secretary
"Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
Charles Laughton as Quasimodo in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
I Back to top "I have got to get me one of these!"
Will Smith as Capt. Hiller in Independence Day
"Must go faster."
Jeff Goldblum as David Levinson in Independence Day
"Fly, yes. Land, no."
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
"He chose poorly."
Robert Eddison as Grail Knight in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
"No ticket."
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
"You left just when you were becoming interesting."
Sean Connery as Henry Jones in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
"I hate the water. And I hate being wet. And I hate YOU."
Kate Capshaw as Willie Scott in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
"I'm all right. I'm aaaaallll right."
Thomas Mitchell as Uncle Billy in It's A Wonderful Life
"It's poison, I tell ya. It's poison."
Bobbie Anderson as Little George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life
"This is a very interesting situation. A man doesn't get in a situation like this every day. Not in Bedford Falls, anyway."
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life
J Back to top "It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws
"Smile, you son of a b****!"
Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws
"Show me the money!"
Cuba Gooding, Jr. as Rod Tidwell in Jerry Maguire
"I am the law!"
Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd in Judge Dredd
"I knew you'd say that."
Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd in Judge Dredd
"Here was a Caesar. When comes such another!"
Marlon Brando as Marc Anthony in Julius Caesar (1953)
"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park
"Must go faster."
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park
"Spared no expense."
Richard Attenborough as John Hammond in Jurassic Park
"When the Pirates Of The Caribbean breaks down, the Pirates don't eat the tourists."
Noriyuki 'lPat'l Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid
"Twas beauty killed the beast."
Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham in King Kong (1933)
"Did you ever meet anyone before whose life was saved by Deep Throat?"
Jessica Lange as Dwan in King Kong (1976)
"Sometimes I get too physical. It's a sign of insecurity, y'know? Like...like when you knock down trees."
Jessica Lange as Dwan in King Kong (1976)
"Rock, someday when the team's up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, ask 'em to go in there with all they've got, and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, but I'll know about it, and I'll be happy."
Ronald Reagan as George Gipp in Knute Rockne All American
L Back to top "I'll be back. Ha, you didn't know I was going to say that, did you?" "That's what you always say."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater and Austin O'Brien as Danny Madigan in Last Action Hero
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
Peter O'Toole as T. E. Lawrence in Lawrence Of Arabia
"Thy mother mated with a scorpion."
Anthony Quinn as Auda Abu Tayi in Lawrence Of Arabia
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League Of Their Own
"Bond, James Bond."
Timothy Dalton as James Bond in License To Kill
"Alms for an ex-leper?"
Michael Palin as an ex-leper in Monty Python's Life Of Brian
"It's symbolic of his struggle against reality."
John Cleese as Reg in Monty Python's Life Of Brian
"Feed Me!"
Charles B. Griffith as the voiceof Audrey Jr. in Little Shop Of Horrors
"My name's Bond, James Bond."
Roger Moore as James Bond in Live And Let Die
"Bond, James Bond."
Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights
"Is it secret? Is it safe?"
Ian McKellen as Gandalf in The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
"Danger Will Robinson, danger!"
Dick Tufeld as voice of Robot in Lost In Space
"Okay, that's it. I'm gonna turn this spaceship right around."
Mimi Rogers as Maureen Robinson in Lost In Space
"What's she gonna do, ground me?"
Lacey Chabert as Penny Robinson in Lost In Space
"Look, she has to touch it, she can't not touch."
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in The Lost World: Jurassic Park
"Ooh, aah, that's how it always starts, then later there's running and screaming."
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in The Lost World: Jurassic Park
"Is there anything I can do for you? What a ridiculous statement."
Groucho Marx as Sam Grunion in Love Happy to Marilyn Monroe
"Some men are following me." "Really? I can't understand why."
Marilyn Monroe as Grunion's client and Groucho Marx as Sam Grunion in Love Happy
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Ryan O'Neal as Oliver in Love Story
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Ali MacGraw as Jenny in Love Story
"This is Boston. Everyone drives like a maniac."
Ryan O'Neal as Oliver in Love Story
M Back to top "You and me, Max, we're gonna give 'em back their heroes."
Roger Ward as Fifi in Mad Max
"You're blaspheming again. I don't have to work with a blasphemer."
John Ley as Charlie in Mad Max
"Heavy. What is this?" "The stuff that dreams are made of."
Ward Bond as Det. Tom Polhaus and Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon
"I tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman in The Maltese Falcon
"We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy, we believed your $200...I mean you paid us more than if you'd been telling the truth, and enough more to make it alright."
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon
"When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't matter what you thought of him, he was your partner, and you're supposed to do something about it."
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon
"Yes, Angel, I'm gonna send you over. Chances are, you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in twenty years, I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon
"My name's Bond, James Bond."
Roger Moore as James Bond in The Man With The Golden Gun
"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."
Frank Sinatra as Major Ben Marco in The Manchurian Candidate to add more entries would reveal too much of the plot
"Is it safe?"
Laurence Olivier as Szell in Marathon Man
"They blew up Congress!"
Sylvia Sidney as Grandma Florence Norris in Mars Attacks She was laughing as she said this.
"Finest kind."
Donald Sutherland as Dr. Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
"I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps." "He was drafted"
Sally Kellerman as Major Margaret O'Houlihan and Rene Auberjonois as Father Mulcahy in M*A*S*H sampled at the end of "Hire A Bird" by the band Think Tree.
"My God, they shot him!"
Sally Kellerman as Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan in M*A*S*H sampled at the end of "Hire A Bird" by the band Think Tree.
"The pointy end goes into the other man."
Antonio Banderas as Alejandro Murrieta in The Mask Of Zorro
"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'BING!'"
Michael Palin as Mr. Pycroft in Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
"Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."
Terry Jones as Mr. Creosote in Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
"It's only wafer thin."
John Cleese as Maitre D' in Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
"Have you ever flashy-thinged me?"
Will Smith as Jay in Men In Black
"I make this look good."
Will Smith as Jay in Men In Black
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."
Rip Torn as Zed in Men In Black
"I'm walkin' here!"
Dustin Hoffman as 'Ratso' Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy
"I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself."
Groucho Marx as Groucho in Monkey Business
"The woman that I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me." "What a lucky girl."
Brendan Fraser as Stu Miley and Rose McGowan as Miss Kitty in Monkeybone
"Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."
Michael Palin as King of Swamp Castle in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Fetchez la vache."
John Cleese as French Knight in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"I'm thirty seven, I'm not old."
Michael Palin as Dennis in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"If I went 'round saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
Michael Palin as Dennis in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"It's just a flesh wound."
John Cleese as the Black Knight in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Oh, it is a lonely life. Bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear."
Carol Cleveland as Zoot in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"She turned me into a newt."
John Cleese as Villager who is clearly not a newt in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on."
John Cleese as Tim the Enchanter in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"There are some who call me....Tim?"
John Cleese as Tim the Enchanter in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"This is supposed to be a happy occassion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
Michael Palin as King of Swamp Castle in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
Terry Gilliam as the Bridgekeeper in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
John Cleese as French Knight in Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Yes, my name is Bond, James Bond."
Roger Moore as James Bond in Moonraker
"I'm in love with you." "Snap out of it!"
Nicolas Cage as Ronny and Cher as Loretta in Moonstruck
"When you love 'em, the drive you crazy, 'cause they know they can."
Olympia Dukakis as Rose Castorini in Moonstruck
"A frog's gotta eat."
Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie
"Read my lips, all-ee-gay-tors."
Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie
"Bear left." "Right, Frog."
JIm Hensonas Kermit the Frog and Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear in The Muppet Movie
"Oh. Yeah. You blend."
Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny
"By George, she's got it!"
Rex Harrison as Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady
"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!"
Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady
"On his deathbed, [Edmund] Keane was asked how he felt. He answered 'Dying is easy, Comedy is hard.'"
Peter O'Toole as Alan Swann in My Favorite Year
"Anything worth having is worth cheating for."
W. C. Fields as Cuthbert J. Twillie in My Little Chickadee
"Aren't you forgetting that you're married?" "I'm doing my best."
Dick Foran as Wayne Carter and Mae West as Flower Belle Lee in My Little Chickadee
"You're a man of ideals. Well, I guess I better be goin' while you still got 'em."
Mae West as Flower Belle Lee in My Little Chickadee
"Let's do some carnage"
Janeane Garofolo as The Bowler in Mystery Men only in the trailer, it was cut from the movie
"Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."
"A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?" "Felix the nut, that's who. Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even has to tip the kid a quarter."
Herbert Edelman as Murray and Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison in The Odd Couple
"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it."
Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison in The Odd Couple
"Look at this, will ya? The only man in the world with clenched hair."
Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison in The Odd Couple
"My name's Bond, James Bond."
George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
"This never happened to the other guy."
George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service The 'other guy' being Sean Connery.
"I'm glad what I done to you! Ya hear me? I'm glad!"
Marlon Brando as Terry Malloy in On The Waterfront
P Back to top "You come in here with a skull full of mush, and you leave thinking like a lawyer."
John Houseman as Professor Kingsfield in The Paper Chase
"Always bet on black."
Wesley Snipes as John Cutter in Passenger 57
"But what? Everyone I know has a big But. C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big But."
Paul Reubens as Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"I meant to do that."
Paul Reubens as Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"There's alot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
Paul Reubens as Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"There's no basement at the Alamo!"
Jan Hooks as Tina, the Alamo Tour Guide in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel."
Paul Reubens as Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"There it is, Wendy. Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning."
Peter Pan in Peter Pan
"At last, we will have revenge."
Peter Serafinowicz as the voice of Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace
"Hard to see, the dark side is."
Frank Oz as Yoda in The Phantom Menace
"I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
Greg Proops or Scott Capurro as Fode or Beed in The Phantom Menace I think it was Greg Proops, but I haven't quite nailed it down yet.
"I have a bad feeling about this"
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in The Phantom Menace
"I'm not sure this floor is entirely stable."
Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in The Phantom Menace
"May the Force be with you."
Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu in The Phantom Menace
"May the Force be with you."
Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace
"There's always a bigger fish."
Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace
"Yousa thinkin' yousa people gonna die?"
Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks in The Phantom Menace
"I don't want to be worshipped, I want to be loved."
Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story
"The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal." "Stop using those foul words."
Cary Grant as C.K. Dexter Haven and Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story
"As soon as you discard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician, you're a numerologist."
Mark Margolis as Sol Robeson in Pi
"I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects."
George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture Of Dorian Gray
"I like persons better than principles and persons with no principles better than anything in the world."
George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture Of Dorian Gray
"Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with transmitting."
Lyle Talbot as the General in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Because all you of Earth are idiots."
Dudley Manlove as Eros in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Colonel, we found a lot of suspicious things out in that cemetary. But then again, we didn't find anything to base a fact or suspicion on."
Duke Moore as Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Future events such as these will affect you in the future."
Criswell as Himself in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."
Duke Moore as Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Larry, you'll be out of that uniform before you know it."
Duke Moore as Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Looks like we beat them off again, sir."
Bill Ash as the Captain in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Modern women." "Yeah, they've been that way all down through the ages."
Duke Moore and Tom Keene as Lt. Harper and Col. Edwards in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."
Mona McKinnon as Paula Trent in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"With your ancient, juvenile minds, you have developed explosives too fast for your minds to conceive what you are doing."
Dudley Manlove as Eros in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe? How could any race be so stupid?"
Dudley Manlove as Eros in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"You see, you see? You're stupid minds, stupid, stupid!"
Dudley Manlove as Eros in Plan 9 From Outer Space
"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
Charlton Heston as Taylor in Planet Of The Apes (1968)
"Damn them all to hell."
Charlton Heston as Thade's father in Planet Of The Apes (2001)
"Take your stinkin' hands off me, you damn dirty human."
Michael Clarke Duncan as General Attar in Planet Of The Apes (2001)
"They're here."
Heather O'Rourke as Carol Anne in Poltergeist
"I ain't got time to bleed"
Jesse Ventura as Blain in Predator
"As you wish."
Cary Elwes as Wesley in The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride
"I swear it will be done."
Christopher Guest as Count Rugen in The Princess Bride
"I swear it will be done."
Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck in The Princess Bride
"I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?"
Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride
"So, it is down to you, and it is down to me."
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Bride
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride
"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Psycho
"Alright, it was a miracle. Can we go now?"
John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction
"First, I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I'm just gonna walk the earth."
Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction
"I'm gonna get medieval on your a**."
Ving Rhames as Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction
Q Back to top "Was that our plane?" "No, no. If that was our plane, it would be crashing."
Randy Quaid as Loomis and Geena Davis as Phyllis in Quick Change
"Cheating on a quiz show. It's like plagiarizing a comic strip."
Paul Scofield as Mark Van Doren in Quiz Show
R Back to top "Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes."
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders Of The Lost Ark
"Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."
Paul Freeman as Belloq in Raiders Of The Lost Ark
"I'm an excellent driver."
Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man
"Give me back my son!"
Mel Gibson as Tom Mullen in Ransom
"Hey, Lazlo. Lazlo?" "Oh, that's me."
Val Kilmer as Chris Knight and Jonathan Gries as Lazlo Hollyfeld in Real Genius
"What are you doing?" "Self realization. I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"
Gabe Jarret as Mitch Taylor and Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in Real Genius
"What are you looking at? You're laborers, you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education."
William Atherton as Dr. Jerry Hathaway in Real Genius
"She sure is the eat, drink, and be merry girl." "Yeah, she'll wind up fat, alcoholic, and miserable."
James Stewart as L. B. Jeffries and Thelma Ritter as Stella in Rear Window
"You're tearing me apart!"
James Dean as Jim Stark in Rebel Without A Cause
"You look like Marvin Hagler to me. I lost money on Hagler!"
James Belushi as Art Ridzik in Red Heat
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."
Susan Barnes as Agent Rogersz in Repo Man
"Let's go do some crimes."
Dick Rude as Duke in Repo Man
"Life of a Repo Man is always intense."
Tracey Walter as Miller in Repo Man
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
Tracey Walter as Miller in Repo Man
"You s*********! I'm glad I tortured you!"
Olivia Barash as Leila in Repo Man
"I have a bad feeling about this."
Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Return Of The Jedi If Artoo or Chewie say this at any point, its a secret.
"I have a really bad feeling about this."
Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Return Of The Jedi
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader in Return Of The Jedi
"You Rebel Scum."
nameless officer in Return Of The Jedi
"You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things."
Ian McDiarmid as Emperor Palpatine in Return Of The Jedi
"You want to get outta here, talk to me."
Mel Gibson as Max in The Road Warrior
"That's it, then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!"
Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
"Attempted murder? It's not like he killed anybody!"
Gregory Poudevigne as Slimey Lawyer in Robocop
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
S.D. Nemeth as Bixby Snyder in Robocop
"Of course, there won't be any trouble from the dead ones." "They'll have relatives. They always do."
Felton Perry as Johnson and Dan O'Herlihy as The Old Man in Robocop 2 discussing the victims of Robocop 2
"Thank you for not smoking."
Peter Weller as Robocop in Robocop 2 after shooting a tight pattern around the smoker's head
"Do your parents know that you're Ramones?"
Mary Woronov as Principal Togar in Rock And Roll High School
"They're ugly. Ugly, ugly people."
Dick Miller Police Chief Klein in Rock and Roll High School
"Yo, Adrian."
Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky
"Now, here's a girl who likes me, so what am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist." "Actually, she is a rocket scientist."
Rick Rossovich as Chris and Steve Martin as C. D. Bales in Roxanne
"Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority."
Steve Martin as C. D. Bales in Roxanne
"Don't touch that dial."
Dweezil Zappa as Stevie in The Running Man
"I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ben Richards in The Running Man
"Which one a' y'll kicked me."
Chris Tucker as James Carter in Rush Hour
"Emergency! Everybody to get from street!"
a bunch of Russian sailors who don't speak English in The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming submitted by Chris and Ryan Veilleux
Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent Of A Woman
"Hoo-bingo! Boy's alive."
Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent Of A Woman
"Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy."
Liam Neeson as Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List
"I'm paralyzed. I have no feeling from the hair down. Make the bad man stop!"
Steve Martin as Sgt. Bilko in Sgt. Bilko
"Well, Pa used to say love is kinda like the measles. You only get it once, and the older you are, the tougher it goes."
Howard Keel as Adam in Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
"What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife."
Howard Keel as Adam in Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
"I guess you'd call it and implosive-explosive submolecular device." "Or an atomic bomb." "Hey, that's catchy."
Alec Baldwin as Lamont Cranston and Sab Shimono as Dr. Tam in The Shadow
"The Shadow knows."
Alec Baldwin as The Shadow in The Shadow
"The weed of crime bears bitter fruit."
Alec Baldwin as The Shadow in The Shadow
"Come back, Shane!"
Brandon De Wilde as Joey in Shane
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon
"Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!"
Tim Blaney as Voice of Number 5 in Short Circuit
"You have a working knowledge of girls?" "No, but I read about 'em." "Well, then, maybe I can furnish you with some schematic drawings."
Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya and Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit These two are robotics engineers.
"No, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table."
Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek
"Okay, nobody move. I've got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it."
Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek
"You didn't slay the dragon?!" "It's on my to-do list. Now, come on."
Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona and Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence Of The Lambs
"First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius: of each particular thing ask what is it in itself. What is it's nature?"
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence Of The Lambs
"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence Of The Lambs
"You see alot, Doctor, but are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?"
Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling in The Silence Of The Lambs
"Non!"
Marcel Marceau as Himself in Silent Movie The only spoken word in the movie, delivered by a mime.
"Today, my jurisiction ends here."
John Cleese as Sheriff John Langston in Silverado
"I see dead people."
Haley Joel Osment as Cole Sear in The Sixth Sense
"Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
Christopher Guest as voice of Slamfist in Small Soldiers
"I'm a man." "Well, nobody's perfect."
Jack Lemmon as Daphne and Joe E. Brown as Osgood Fielding in Some Like It Hot
"Look how she moves. It's just like Jell-O on springs."
Jack Lemmon as Daphne in Some Like It Hot
"Soylent Green is people!"
Charlton Heston as Thorn in Soylent Green
"Why didn't somebody tell me my a** was so big!"
Mel Brooks as President Skroob in Spaceballs
"Pop quiz, hotshot."
Dennis Hopper as Howard Payne in Speed
"Remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
Cliff Robertson as Uncle Ben in Spider-Man
"With great power comes great responsibility. That is my gift, my curse."
Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker in Spider-Man
"It's wonderfully delicious and so good for you!"
Daryl Hannah as Madison in Splash
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
Roger Moore as James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me
"I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species."
Persis Khambatta as Ilia in Star Trek -The Motion Picture
"Khaaaaan!"
William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
"I choose the danger. Hell of a time to ask."
DeForest Kelly as Dr. McCoy in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
"She's supposed to have trans-warp drive." "Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
George Takei as Sulu and James Doohan as Scotty in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
"Everybody remember where we parked."
William Shatner as Captain Kirk in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives."
John Schuck as the Kilingon Ambassador in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
"An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Apparently, Sherlock Holmes is Spock's ancestor.
"There is an old Vulcan proverb: 'Only Nixon could go to China.'"
Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
"He must be the only engineer in Starfleet who doesn't go to engineering."
Gwynyth Walsh as B'Etor in Star Trek Generations
"I just love scanning for life forms."
Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek Generations
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek Generations
"Assimilate this."
Michael Dorn as Worf in Star Trek: First Contact
"Borg. Sounds Swedish."
Alfre Woodard as Lily in Star Trek: First Contact
"This isn't part of my program. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."
Robert Picardo as Emergency Medical Hologram in Star Trek: First Contact
"You told him about the statue?"
Jonathan Frakes as Riker in Star Trek: First Contact
"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device."
Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek: Insurrection
"Saddle up. Lock and load."
Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek: Insurrection
"As you wish."
James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader in Star Wars
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader in Star Wars
"I have a bad feeling about this."
Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars
"I've got a very bad feeling about this."
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars
"May the Force be with you."
Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars
"The Force will be with you, always."
Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars
"Then man your ships, and may the Force be with you."
Alex McCrindle as General Dodonna in Star Wars
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa in Star Wars
"You've taken your first step into a larger world."
Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars
"They sucked his brains out."
Michael Ironside as Lieutenant Rasczak in Starship Troopers
"This is for you new people. I only have one rule: Everyone fights, noone quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you. You get me?"
Michael Ironside as Lieutenant Rasczak in Starship Troopers
"Hey, Stella!"
Marlon Brando as Stanley in A Streetcar Named Desire
"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
Vivien Leigh as Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire
"All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody."
Conrad Dunn as Psycho in Stripes
"We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle here, man."
Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes
"We're American soldiers. We been kickin' a** for 200 years. We're 10 and 1."
Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes
"We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans, we're Americans, with a capital A. And you know what that means? Do ya? That means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world."
Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes
"You're a lean, mean fighting machine!"
Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes
"Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod."
Terence Stamp as General Zod in Superman II
"I've gotta try, damn it. I' got to try something, anything."
Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent in Superman II
"Password: swordfish."
Halle Berry as Ginger in Swordfish
"You surprised that a girl with an I.Q. over seventy can give you a h*** on?"
Halle Berry as Ginger in Swordfish
T Back to top "It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."
Lori Petty as Tank Girl in Tank Girl
"You talkin' to me?"
Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver
"Behold His mighty hand!"
Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments
"Let my people go!"
Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments
"So let it be written. So let it be done."
Yul Brynner as Rameses in The Ten Commandments
"Come with me if you want to live."
Michael Biehn as Kyle Reese in The Terminator
"I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in The Terminator
"Come with me if you want to live."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in Terminator 2
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in Terminator 2
"I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in Terminator 2
"I need a vacation."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in Terminator 2
"I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator in Terminator 2
"I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."
Michael McKean as David St. Hubbins in This Is Spinal Tap
"The Boston gig has been cancelled. I wouldn't worry about it, though. It's not a big college town."
Tony Hendra as Ian Faith in This Is Spinal Tap
"These go to eleven."
Christopher Guest as Nigel Tufnel in This Is Spinal Tap
"You can't really dust for vomit."
Christopher Guest as Nigel Tufnel in This Is Spinal Tap
"It's all for one, D'Artagnan, and one for all."
Van Heflin as Athos in The Three Musketeers (1948)
"Was you ever bit by a dead bee?"
Walter Brennan Eddie in To Have And Have Not
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Lauren Bacall as Marie 'Sim' Browning in To Have And Have Not
"My ignorance amuses me."
Iain Glen as Powell in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
"Bond, James Bond."
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies can be heard in almost any 007 movie
"Every now and then, you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this, and sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power."
Michelle Yeoh as Wai LIn in Tomorrow Never Dies
"You always were a cunning linguist, James."
Samantha Bond as Moneypenny in Tomorrow Never Dies
"I feel the need... the need for speed."
Tom Cruise as Maverick and Anthony Edwards as Goose in Top Gun
"Have we not met before, monsieur?"
Jim Carter as Deja Vu in Top Secret
"It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.'"
Lucy Gutterdge as Hillary Flammond in Top Secret
"Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground." "I know, it all sounds like some bad movie."
Val Kilmer as Nick Rivers and Lucy Gutteridge as Hillary Flammond in Top Secret and then they both glance toward the camera
"That's not flying! That's falling with style."
Tom Hanks as Woody in Toy Story
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story
"I'll never give in. You killed my father." "No, Buzz, I am your father."
Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear and Andrew Stanton as Emperor Zurg in Toy Story 2
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Alfonso Bedoya as Gold Hat in Treasure Of The Sierra Madre
"Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yeah, but they were all bad."
Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry in True Lies
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Douglas Rain as HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Gary Lockwood as Frank Poole in 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Open the pod bay door, please, HAL."
Keir Dullea as Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey
Efram Zimbalist, Jr. as Sam Hendrix and Audrey Hepburn as Susy Hendrix in Wait Until Dark
"Can you dig it?"
Roger Hill as Cyrus in The Warriors
"Let me tell ya something. Love means never having to say you're sorry." "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
Barbra Streisand as Judy Maxwell and Ryan O'Neal as Howard Bannister in What's Up, Doc?
"What's up, Doc?"
Barbra Streisand as Judy Maxwell in What's Up, Doc?
"Here's Phil, bringing with him the constant promise of joy and fulfillment in its most primitive form."
uncredited actress as Suki Yaki in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
"I'd call him a sadistic, sodomistic necrophile, but that's beating a dead horse."
uncredited actress as Teri Yaki in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
"I'll have what she's having."
Estelle Reiner as Older Woman Customer in When Harry Met Sally
"Made it, Ma! Top o' the world!"
James Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat
"What's the matter, baby? I'm not gonna hurt ya. Go ahead and read your comic books. Good girl."
James Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat
"I hit him over the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk, so he wouldn't get hurt."
Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against?" "What 'a' ya got?"
Blonde girl and Marlon Brando as Johnny in The Wild One
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Billie Burke as Glinda, the Good Witch of the North in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Follow the yellow brick road."
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in Wizard Of Oz, The
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard Of Oz, The
"I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."
Bert Lahr as Cowardly Lion in Wizard Of Oz, The
"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"
Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard Of Oz, The
"It's a twister! It's a twister!"
Bert Lahr as Zeke in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
Judy Garland as Dorothy, Ray Bolger as Scarecrow and Jack Haley as Tin Woodsman in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."
Frank Morgan as The Wizard in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Poppies will put them to sleep."
Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard Of Oz, The
"There's no place like home."
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in Wizard Of Oz, The
"You cursed brat, look what you've done! I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."
Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard Of Oz, The
"Bond, James Bond."
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in The World Is Not Enough
X Back to top "You actually go outside in these things?" "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?"
Hugh Jackman as Woverine and James Marsden as Cyclops in X-Men In the comics, Wolverine's costume is mostly yellow.
Y Back to top "Are you Bluish? You don't look Bluish."
a Blue Meany in Yellow Submarine
"Can't help it. I'm a born lever puller."
Paul Angelis as Ringo Starr in Yellow Submarine
"I've got a hole in me pocket."
Paul Angelis as Ringo Starr in Yellow Submarine
"Hold me, like you held that duck."
Crystal Bernard as Julie in Young Doctors In Love
"Your attention, please. Due to a mix-up in urology, no apple juice will be served this morning."
Keith Wester as Hospital Announcer in Young Doctors In Love
"But, Albert, what if the governments of the world use your theory to make atomic bombs?" "Mary, if you can't trust the governments of the world, who can you trust?"
Odile Le Clezio as Marie Curie and Yahoo Serious as Albert Einstein in Young Einstein
"I discovered the formula for splitting beer atoms."
Yahoo Serious as Albert Einstein in Young Einstein
